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UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASING – ALIENS ATTACK!
Weekly World News (satire) - Jan 11, 2012
By Frank Lake During the first week of 2012, UFO reports from around the
world ... Wisconsin and Wyoming — but Dr. Malley said that by the end
of January, ...
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UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASING – ALIENS ATTACK!
Posted on Wednesday, January 11th, 2012
By Frank Lake
During the first week of 2012, UFO reports from around the world have increased 500%. The alien invasion is underway!
The new year of UFO sightings is off and running as the worldwide
proliferation of digital video cameras and phone cams makes it easier
than ever to photograph unusual sights in the sky above us.
The Colorado-based Mutual UFO Netowrk, the largest UFO investigative
organization in the world, received many reports of UFOs during the
first week of the year from eyewitnesses in 36 out of 50 states.
Also, the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials has been swamped with
reports of alien sightings – spaceships AND beings.
Dr. John Malley, the head of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials, met with WWN to discuss the situation.
“We have predicted this for a while. This is a seminal moment in life of
our planet, and our species. We have two sets of alien beings
invading our planet,” Malley said. The aliens from Planet
Zeeba have been arriving here since October of 2010 and are here to help
heal the earth and bring peace to all people on earth. The
Gootans began invading our planet in November of 2011 and they are here…
well, they are here to take over.”
Dr. Susan Begley who, along with Dr. Banesh Bannerjee, works closely
with Dr. Malley on the U.N. Panel, said that UFO sightings will keep
increasing throughout this year. “Our job is identify each of the
ships that witnesses see and then attempt to figure out if there is a
plan, or a strategy being used.”
In the United States, only states have NOT reported a dramatic increase
in UFO sightings. Those states are: Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware,
Hawaii, Maine, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Rhode Island,
South Dakota, Washington, Wisconsin and Wyoming — but Dr. Malley said
that by the end of January, all these states will have numerous
sightings.
For the entire month of January 2011, MUFON recorded around 500 reports,
and we’re already up to 839 after just the first week of 2012,” said
MUFON associate director Marty Mark.
“For December, we had 1,930, compared to about 200 in December 2010,” Mark told WWN.
“Last year, we averaged over 6,000 total sightings, and if it continues at this pace, we’ll be up 5,000 percent,” he said.
According to New Zealand’s
WeatherWatch.co.nz., in the first 24 hours of the new year, it received “almost 580 reports and they’re still flooding in at about 190 an hour.”
“Many people around the world have been outside celebrating the new
year. In the U.S., where most of the sightings came from, conditions
were fairly mild and dry in many areas, so more people were outside to
see things,” weather analyst Philip Duncan said in a statement.
Here’s a sample of sightings so far this year:
Jan. 3: Two slow-moving, bright flying objects (Zeeban ships) were recorded over Sinaloa, Mexico.
Jan. 4: The skies above North Carolinawere the subject of videotape of bright objects (Gootan ships).
Jan. 5: A white-colored globe was captured on video over Mesa, Arizona.
Jan. 6: A strange, bright object was videotaped as it fell out of the
sky over Wakayama, Japan. This was identified as a Zeeban
ship by the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials.
Jan. 7: Some high-altitude glowing orbs were caught on videotape over San Antonio, Texas.
Jan. 7: On the other side of the world, two bright objects were videotaped above Minsk, Belarus.
WWN will continue to follow the alien invasion…
